Thursday, I had a near-death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly have gotten worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head-first to the ground. My head bounced along the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. I was about to give up hope, and I started losing consciousness.
Fortunately, someone saw what was happening, and they got the manager of the K-Mart, who unplugged the doggone thing!