Interfaith

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Bob was walking across a bridge one day, when he saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. Bob quickly ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

The would-be jumper turned to him and said, "Why shouldn't I?"

Bob said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

Bob said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

Bob said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

Bob said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

Bob said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

Bob said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

Bob said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

Bob said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

Bob said, "Die, heretic scum!" as he pushed him off the bridge.