A Talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero. I'll love you forever!"
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you and love you with all my heart. Why won't you kiss me?"
"Look," the man said, "I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."