A bus carrying several dozen politicians was driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. Then he proceeded to dig a big hole, and he buried all the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Are you telling me that ALL of them were dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they wuzn't, but you know how them thar politicians lie."